Now, I'm not one for fucking Westerns, but enough fucking cocksuckers were raving about fucking Deadwood that I thought I'd give it a fucking try ( Read more... )

Every time my dad drives me to the airport, we have the same conversation. If you can call it that.

( Cut because I am a horrible son and also probably a horrible person as well )

Boy, we sure had a lot of fun last night, eh? Buffy even stopped by!

Anyway, it occurred to me that I completely forgot to celebrate my one-year LJversary. That's right, peoples: I made my first LJ post on January 29, 2005. At the time, this journal existed solely to promote Protein Angst. I snagged twenty or thirty friends (that is, people who ( Read more... )